I dedicate this piece to a VERY SPECIAL piece of work that belittled me, and halted me ambitions for YEARS, so suck it!

You remember how my colour scheme was utter GARBAGE!? Welcome to the dark side of my website. Call it an easter egg, call it hell... I call it, I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER! HOW ABOUT YOU GROW UP? WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY FAULT? When have you ever gotten off your lazy ass, and made something out of love and care? "Do this, don't do that, uh, UUGHH, It's so ugly! WHaaaah~" Would you like my first born child with that you emotional vampire? Go swing off the the awesome might of Sir Dae'du-ra Von Devula (Yeah, that's what I named him, don't steel) and see what a real blood sucker looks like. I'm not sueing for mental damages, I'll just settle with buring your retinas out... You know who you are.

If you want to go back to the crappy 90's style website and no longer wish to have your retinas burned, you may click any link to return.

P.S. This is for wasting Seven years of my sympathetic life for your sadistic ego trip. Sure is easy picking on an aspie like me, wasn't it?